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Nov 03, 2008 ezstreet Uncategorized 0
Should Barack Obama win tomorrow (crossing fingers), follow these guidelines below on the proper way to beahve post election results. You already know they are expecting us to act a fool, so let’s not give them one more thing to talk about. The following list is an acceptable list of ways to celebrate.
1. No crying, hugging or shouting “Thank you Jesus” (at least not in
2. No running high-fives (at least not unless the area is clear and
there are no witnesses)
3. No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters
4. No calling in sick on November 5th . They’ll get nervous if too
many of us don’t show up.
5. We’re allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in passing.
Just try to keep from grinning too hard.
6. No singing loudly, “We’ve come this Far By Faith” (it will be
acceptable to hum softly)
7. No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the
company lunchroom for at least a week (no chittlins at all – this
may make us seem too ethnic)
8. No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain (this might be a
sign that poor folks might be getting a break through)
9. No Cupid Shuffle, Electric Sliding or Cha Cha-ing during breaks
(this could indicate a little too much excitement)
10. Please no “Moving on Up” Jefferson’s soundtrack…..(we are going
to try to remain humble)
11. No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you’re in your office
with the door closed)
12. Please try not to yell—-”BOOOO-YAH!”
13. Just in case you’re wondering, Doing the Running Man, cabbage
patch, or a backhead-bounce on the highway is 100% okay.
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